As the first year of Biden’s presidency comes to an end it’s apparent the democrats are lacking in the ability to keep voters on their side. With a shrinking infrastructure bill and many failed promises, they have decided to take a new approach to this situation. One that many citizens are finding extremely controversial.
Our reporter, Sharan DaDick, was able to get an exclusive interview with Biden about the new tactic.
DaDick: So, Mr. President, can you give me a brief description of what this new idea is?
Biden: Yes of course, it’s the most American idea we’ve ever come up with in this administration. We plan on assigning every black man in America a plus sized white women. Some people refer to these women as PAWGs or BBWs. The reason being Ms. DaDick is that we didn’t do all that well with black men this past election and we’re hoping that this can change that and up our chances of a democrat victory in the coming elections.
DaDick: Well Mr. President, many people, including myself, believe this is an extremely sexist and racist idea and are flat out confused on the concept as a whole. On what grounds do you and your administration find this acceptable?
Biden: But Ms. DaDick it’s the exact opposite of racist and sexist. My administration and I have spent hours poring over the issues that black men vote on. Some of Americas best minds have been on this. We’ve concluded that what every black man in this country needs right now is a nice plump white woman. It’s really knocking two birds with one stone; we’ll get the black voters back on our side while dealing with the issue of reparations at the same time.
DaDick: That might be the most batshit crazy idea I’ve ever heard. I believe I can speak for everyone when I say you’re completely missing the point of reparations. But, since you brought up reparations, what about your plan for reparations for black women since they have been completely left out of your new idea.
At this point in the interview Biden slowly leaned back and with a smirk, slide on his aviator sunglasses and said, “Sweetheart, they already got their reparations, I selected Kamala as my vice president, didn’t I?”
When Sharan pressed him further on that statement Biden refused to answer. He stated he had to pick up his weekly pound of hair from the kids snips near his home, “That smell doesn’t stay forever you know!” were his last words towards Sharan.
Is this just another racist and sexist bill being concocted by our government, or could it be a blessing in disguise for the democratic party? Hopefully we’ll find out more in the weeks to come.
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